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Ahhhh, but then they will ask how to print things and you'll have to explain monads :)

I thought we were talking about a REPL instance. Have you already explained how to use a command line and what files are and how to run them? stdout?

You need none of that in a jupyter notebook.

Jupyter supports Haskell too though. As well as OCaml and Scheme...

Just tell them they are like burritos. ;)