Part of the problem, though, is that said Xerox machine is traveling at 17,000 miles per hour.
We've already had a collision (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_satellite_collision) between two of the ~3-4k satellites in orbit. SpaceX's constellation is planned to be double that number.
That single collision turned two satellites into two thousand high-velocity projectiles, too.
Just to add to that point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Envisat#Space_safety
A single 10kg. chunk of debris could result in over 8 tonnes of additional debris, triggering a rather nasty chain reaction.
The idea of satellite collisions and space junk is an actual concern https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome .
Sure a few washing machines in space isn't a big concern. Now imagine a few collide, hundreds of bits and bolts flying around earth, at unknown trajetories, at thousands of miles per hour.