- Doesn't weigh more than the moon
- Can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds or so
- Has a top speed >150mph
- Has fuel economy >40mpg (imperial)
- Has decent wind protection
- Hard, capacious luggage (both panniers and topbox)
- New OTR cost of £15-20k, ideally at the lower end of that range
The fundamental problem with Harley Davidson is they're all show and no go. All that sound and thunder sadly amounts to very little.
Triumph and Moto Guzzi do better, and the latter have embraced a more modern/futuristic aesthetic (as with the Suzuki M109R BOSS), but for almost all cruisers (Rocket 3 aside) power disappointingly tops out at around 100 +/- 20 bhp.
Yes, that's right: I'm saying I want it all, and I'm making no apology whatsoever for that. I want the riding style and looks of a cruiser (or futuristic cruiser), married to the light weight and performance of a sports or hyperbike (ZZR1400 weighs in at a "mere" 270kg or so).
Motorcycle companies: I know you can do this so please stop faffing around and get on with it.