I assume, based on the first comment in this chain - I'm not experienced with emulation of different processor architectures.
That would be quite feasible and not at all impossible. And given that the original author of this amazing project has the balls required to pull off a JIT-type scheme to do x86-ARM translations, quite probably within their reach.
Bingo. You need the get-task-allow entitlement (which Xcode will automatically inject in your debug builds, but will not allow you to submit to the App Store with), and have had ptrace called on you–either through the debugger, or if you ptrace yourself with PTRACE_TRACEME.
No way Apple will let you put that on the App Store though!
Extraordinary claims require proof.