Once every few months, I go to the website.
I facepalmed.
But once my setups get a bit more complex I was thinking I'd build webhooks into an analytics server, and ping those from each server with a json request which includes health data for each's databases and other servers.
I'm no where near that so I'll probably sign up for the free plan on uptimerobot later mentioned in other comments.
Step 2: After a few months, repeat step 1.