This is how you write a reverse job application
thejohnnybrown.com
thejohnnybrown.com
I have no angry blog posts demanding I am hired, no complaints about how my work is under-appreciated splashed on a news site, and no demo work thrown out to the world like a challenge. And so, it surprises me that people feel the need to do PR stunts to get recruiters to call them. Too many call me. I write at least one polite rejection a week—the worst it's ever been was 6 in a week.
I'm not sure what I'm doing right and these people doing wrong, but there's nothing magical about having recruiters call you. Put your name where recruiters look, and they will call you. But be warned, this is not as awesome as you might think... most companies are far worse at vetting how well you'd fit than you are. You end up wasting a lot of time.
Do not, under any circumstances, give out these datapoints early in the game (personally, I don't give them out at all, but I imagine some large corps to require at final stages). Recruiters will use this as lead-generation for potentials to sell candidates of their own. This will not only lower your chances in potential new places, but destroys your reputation with your existing clients.
For more information, see the book "Dirty rotten recruiter tricks" :)
What's more, the application needs work; this data isn't useful. Who cares where the ladies are right at this instant? They're not some foursquare-checking horde who zip from place to place en masse, and the statistics page (http://nolaladies.com/pages/statistics) shows just how few people use foursquare in New Orleans at all.
I agree with the idea though. Showing results is better than talking about what you can do. As a gamer, I love to hear the stories of modders who get hired because of the great work they do working on something they love. They showed results, and someone is willing to pay them for the same work.
I don't think it's a demonstration of sexism in software development, but a reflection of sexual politics in the real world. He built a product people want.
If he built a product that helped people file lawsuits, would anyone claim that it's a disheartening demonstration of the litigiousness in software development? Or if he built a project that helped people find drink specials, would it be sign that alcoholism is a serious problem for developers?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pop over to Imelda's Fine Shoes and hit on the only female foursquare user in all of New Orleans.
And regardless of whether it actually works or not, I think it demonstrates a familiarity with multiple skills necessary for web development - working with APIs, hosting a site without it coming crashing down, writing HTML, etc., etc., etc.
I think the best way to go about writing a 'reverse' job application is generally "don't." Trying to copy The Oatmeal, adding in cute images, and other 'fun' gags to show you think freely (only when compared to an average 9-5er) doesn't make your software any better. Give me someone who wants to create software that they feel passionately about, and can also express that, and leave the XKCD comics at home.
The photographer Rick Sammon has said a few times "Before people care how much you know, they want to know how much you care." Personality is great in any application, but if you walked into an office with a comic strip, we'd point you to one of the city newspapers.
Creativity has its place but not as much in certain industries I suppose.
That last article had me thinking the same. In one year why not demonstrate any sort of ambition or drive? Go out and make something. Unless you've signed a contract giving your current employer rights to all your ideas there's really no excuse. 4 hours a day looking for work, 4 hours hacking. There's your 9-5.
Perhaps, not being in the situation, I'm being naive, but if you can't find a programming job, you should be putting your code out there for people to see. Contributing to OSS will give you valuable experience (to yourself and potential employers).
If you're applying for a job with this, I'd say one strike for ripping your idea off.
> Aside from the fact that hundreds of thousands of people
> and businesses are doing exactly the same thing as him
> (we’re called contractors and it’s called advertising)
Thanks for pointing that out. The internet does offer a lot of genuine cleverness. Reverse job application with quirky little drawings, though? That's like one of these Steve-Carrell-pseudo-indie-movies that Fox Searchlight keeps churning out.Probability of Getting a Job = min((awesomeness of github) * (social skills) * (visibility at local tech events) * (salary expecting to pay / salary asked for),(1))
Where all variables range from 0.25 to 1.25.
THE reverse job application is probably a combination of both approaches, your skills and demonstrations presented in a fresh approach or format. Maybe kooky drawings aren't the answer, but something more unique than unformatted content buried in a blog post would grab the attention of recruiters.
I always wonder who potential employers think made his web applications when they reject him saying he doesn't know enough programming.
The better ones are the companies who ask you to do a coding assignment (and I'm not talking FizzBuzz). Sure I wouldn't want to end up having TOO MANY companies ask me to do it since it would be very time consuming, but certainly if you're taking your time to go through the process you should be able to put some time into writing a small demo app for companies you're passionate about joining.
I know I'm not in the minority, as hackers/entrepreneurs, we know ourselves and have drive. Too many employers disregard true results-focused driven people because of a "lack of skills".
Like: i'm tired of looking for work, let the work find me.
Create an auction with "hire-me" apps. It may be half-baked/weekend projects/proof of concept things etc. People come over to that kind of a "marketplace", and make an offer, no CV/interview required.
I think you can further improve this by:
- Providing the source code. You created something technically quite trivial (you have to deal with much more complex beasts even at an entry level job at BigCo), so the fact that you could do this is less interesting than how you solved this. Your coding style speaks a lot about your programming abilities.
- Or creating something technically less trivial (in that case the fact that you could do it is very interesting alone, so the source code is not that important). This may require more effort though.