1) Introduce myself by explaining how emotionally attached I was to the first Macs I bought
2) Complain about price
3) Complain about price some more
4) Did I mention price?
5) Windows has caught up to MacOS (which assumes Mac was ever ahead of Windows to begin with)
6) I'm an "x", and I do "y". I can do "y" just as well on Windows
7) Since I can "y" on Windows, let me bring up again how Macs are expensive and how I shouldn't have to drop that kinda of money for one