Perl and Nuclear Weapons Don't Mix

Might want to note the byline:

Ray Piodasoll no longer works for NORAD in Colorado Springs, but occasionally writes articles intended to be published in April, toward the beginning of the month.

"He went on to explain that there might be other instances of the bug, since it was due to my misunderstanding of Perl and not a mere typographical error. The question arose of how we could detect and correct all of those bugs immediately. ... I meekly suggested that the task of finding and fixing the bugs could be automated by a Perl script, and it was then that they asked me to leave the room."

Awesome.