On the other hand, if you are willing to accept superluminal messages and also unobservable mechanics, there is always the pilot wave interpretation[1]. The fluid analogy is disappointing to see go but pilot wave theory lives on.
[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_wave_theory [0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell%27s_theorem
Edit: fixed order of references.
How exactly does having a superluminal telephone imply I could change history? Changing history is the paradoxical part - don't assume it can happen.
[0] http://www.theculture.org/rich/sharpblue/archives/000089.htm...
All quantum interpretations have superluminal characteristics, but that's not the same as superluminal messaging/signaling.
Don't be fooled by "local" in there; all non-locality results in 4D spacetime would remain true, because of course they have to. It would be "local" in an isomorphism that will be extraordinarily counterintuitive and probably never really be something anyone can "visualize".
But, if this did pan out, there would be a reasonable sense in which the Copenhagen interpretation would have something physics-al about it (as in, grounded in physics, not necessarily "physical" in the traditional sense), where it wasn't in fact "action at a distance". I for one have no problem with the universe creating probability distributions and then randomly picking a result, as some seem to. (The Universe May Do As It Damned Well Pleases. It's true that a good sense of aesthetics has given us a lot of power up to this point, but "I don't think that's very aesthetic" is not a very strong argument. I'll give it more than 0, but not much.)