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This is not a serious suggestion, but you could do a play-on-words for "Put your junk in my trunk"...

It's UK based. Both 'junk' and 'trunk' are rarely used words in the UK.

Yeah, put your junk in my trunk would be a very sensible name here, and wouldn't raise any eyebrows at all! I guess junk is tits?

Genitals

>put your junk in my trunk would be a very sensible name here

Was that irony? Sounds like a euphemism for anal sex to me (UK).