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Naive solution (1 line):

Edit: I literally took newlines, converted to \n in a string, and then exec()ed the whole thing. Here's a repl of it working: https://repl.it/@applecrazy/Code-Golfing-a-Neural-Net

Oh dear, I got played.

PM address if you want the beer, you sly dog. Obligatory, I'm a normal dude: http://vesche.github.io/

Edit: Wait, you can't PM on here... PM on reddit /u/vesche

Well, I don't drink (see my bio), but thanks for the offer. :P

I will accept the beer in his stead.