The bulk of being a good-engineer is productivity, by reinventing the minimal amount possible. Highly efficient engineers are very accustomed to their tools (IDE, language, framework, database and DB drivers, webserver, deploy system, logging).
Forcing a team of engineers to use a new language, IDE, framework, particularly one that has minimal backing, is something I would consider a "fireable" offense (i.e. costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars for personal amusement).
And also, if you did want to go functional, why not something used by literally any professional company? E.g. Twitter on scala.