I don't want it to end up in annoying dialog boxes and degraded UX on every website like it currently is in Europe.
Oddly enough, you're frustrated about "degraded UX", but for several years now - UX has been terrible with annoying popups asking you for your email, advertisement-ridden websites that attracts traffic via well-crafted titles while the content is something to be desired...
Don't be a peon. But if you decide you want to be one, think about your other fellow humans - maybe they don't want to be peons.
I don’t get it. Have you ever been materially harmed by businesses storing, analyzing, or reselling information regulated by the GDPR?