You (Yes, YOU) cannot afford to ride the Hyperloop
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The joke, of course, is that Musk's early remarks about the Hyperloop involved drilling one between his home and Tesla's office to avoid Californian traffic. This is very likely to bear out in principle - it's a rich person's toy that benefits nobody else. But such are the perils when influential people have far more money than sense to do something useful with it.
Que sera.