But who are we kidding... it's impossible to resist and its why AWS rakes in cash.
That said, not being able to use vDSOs for time querying APIs isn't just a problem for databases, it's potentially a significant problem for asynchronous software, like Node.js, that do userspace event scheduling bookkeeping. Typically every iteration of the event loop performs at least one time query, but depending on how the software is coded often there might be one or more time queries per event processed per event loop iteration.