> you've convinced me that, if Hawking's model is as you say, it's obviously incorrect
Why? Note that I'm not claiming (and Hawking never claimed) that his model is experimentally verified--that's obviously impossible since Hawking radiation from any black hole we can observe is many orders of magnitude too faint to observe, if it exists and has the intensity predicted by the model. But the model is perfectly self-consistent.
> it all looks fishy
Why?