I've concluded that eating is good for your health.
[citation needed]
Jokes aside, you and GP are right; with this level of confusion, there's not much ground for trying to micromanage your diet.
My impression is that you have to be running a major caloric deficit to worry about protein sufficiency (barring an incredibly strange diet), so you may be able to simplify your dietary guidelines even further.
ETA: e.g. brown rice, russet potatoes, and whole wheat bread all have approx the same %DV of protein as they do calories.
I've seen lots of articles on this too.
The only thing that sucks, is getting up to pee every 30 to 60 minutes is kind of disruptive to coding in the zone :-)
128+ oz today is a ludicrously high consumption if you aren't working outside in the sun all day long or running a marathon or something.
You may also need to consume more salt and glucose so your body retains more of the water you're consuming. Due to osmotic pressure, your cells can't actually absorb water without the correct salt and glucose to help act as a transport.
Even if this stuff doesn't cause huge hurt, it definitely causes annoyance.