Indeed, I was unduly influenced by the code I was writing in the late 80s and early 90s that really did take languages with multiple assignments like this and ran them on different processors. You say it's a silly thing, but we used to do it - things have changed.

Added in edit: The magic term is "execution unit" not "core". As I say, things have changed, and the bundling of multiple execution units into each core, and multiple cores into each processor, is different in interesting and subtle ways from the situation I used to code, where I had a few hundred, or a few thousand, processors in each machine, but the individual processors were simpler.