Yeah for people having never heard of Erlang.

When I wonder why Facebook doesn't have problem scaling their chat? Oh, erlang + flat files.

I can't wait for Twitter to move to Java or PHP so people finally STFU about Rails.

Twitter moving away from rails doens't make rails look bad, it makes everyone at Twitter look like the biggest jackasses in history.

"We can't get this wrench to hit this nail hard enough, so lets buy another brand of wrench instead of a hammer and see if that works."