What if Google does it?

My answer:

I'll stop everything, go somewhere that I can cry (checking in on my Dodgeball account when I get there), post about my defeat to my Jaiku followers, push a message to all my Buzz contacts, and start a Wave suicide doc with my co-founders-- because Google always does everything perfectly.

Definitely my favorite.

A: Well...what if Google got in the venture capital business? Oh wait, they DID. I suppose that means your model is obsolete, right? Bummer, dude...

Ahah hilarious. I like this one: While I realize that Google can heal wounds with their urine, I really don't think they'd be successful in this market...

Ouch! Awesome.