No you really can't, I have never been shat on by any wild animal besides a pigeon. What animal besides a pigeon shits on a statue so much it visibly coats it in a layer, squirrels certainly don't.
Seriously it's the shit.
Dublin has a real problem with those pests.
This was a good 20 miles from the coast, too, so they're willing to travel to get what they want.
And seagulls, because they will fly over you on purpose. A pigeon defecating on you is pretty much something that happens randomly.
Also, ducks in nature.
Source? I’m really curious as to how shitting on people provided any evolutionary advantage.
The birds go as far as land on people's heads and steal whatever food the person was holding.
Garbage bags are also considered a food spurce, so anyone taking out the trash so also at risk.
The only time I've ever been shat on by a seagull was when I was carrying a garbage bag.