I made an app that hates itself

The sound clips don't work if you have JS disabled. But they are hosted on YouTube, so you can use youtube-dl (or a similar tool) to download them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK6vwxjbllg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TzytzYOWHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc06a6f9fAU

What kind of technical support does one need for an app like this? These people apparently need oh so much help with navigating it's many features.