The last time a guy was screaming "do you want to go to prison for 40 years!? do you!?!?!" to a confused and scared looking chinese lady, presumably because she didn't declare a fucking durian or something.
Also, and I know humor is generally frowned on here, but yelling in the presence of durian is understandable at a certain level, if you've ever tasted or smelled it.
I've never heard anyone on more of a shitheaded mean-spirited power trip than every American customs person I've stood near.
> Every fruit or vegetable must be declared to a CBP Agriculture Specialist or CBP Officer and must be presented for inspection - regardless of its admissibility status. Fresh fruits and vegetables need to be clean and may be prohibited if they have insects or diseases.
Additionally, durian from China is not allowed to be imported.
https://epermits.aphis.usda.gov/manual/index.cfm?NEW=1&COMMO...