This is the problem (at least for me) - the wording is vague and open to interpretation, which means if it ever needs to be clarified, it'll need expensive lawyers to get that done.
A reasonable man would say "Of course the value of, say, Digital Ocean's service is not "substantially its ability to run redis" - even though any linux vm customer can run their OS choice's version of 'apt-get install redis'".
But we do not live in a world were a "reasonable man's interpretation" is an acceptable risk-mitigation for a business.
I'm pretty sure there'll be other people who, like me, are considering how best to risk manage the use of redis going forward...