Ha, you read my mind!
You can forever keep the chip on your shoulder here: https://teamsecondchance.threadless.com/
* Profit (if any) will go to a charity we can decide upon in the thread below. I nominate doctors without borders because they always do good work.
* Help with design is appreciated. I'm just a clueless engineer...
* Should you spend time designing a better version, the thought might occur to you that you are not spending that time on your startup and that might be a reason why you're team 2nd chance... ;-)