Don't see how this works as the extended version doesn't mention random or variable.
The actual name might be debatable, but a shortened name rather than the full definition definitely makes sense here. Random variable seems like a good choice of name to me, thinking about the intuition we're formalizing with it.
I agree random variable is awkward, though. I always avoided stats courses because it's full of so much jargon that collides with nomenclature used by mathematicians.
I found this doc on the origins of the name (author also agrees it's terrible): http://www.glennshafer.com/assets/downloads/talks164_The-inv...
Sounds like it got mangled as work was being translated back and forth between Russian, English, French, and German.