G Suite Happy Ending
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Just, wow.
I don't know why , it reminds me of that one time where an engineer applied for a job at Google and had to go through about a dozen interviews.
Ultimately he was rejected by them.
Google One is supposed to offer live support to paying customers. Obviously we cannot tell yet if this is going to work, but my hopes are high.
Having to resort to social media and shame companies into doing what they ought to be doing in the normal course of business and having proper escalation channels (more so for paid products) is ridiculous.
> If you read the article, you will see they're working to fix it so it doesn't happen again to anybody else. So it's more than a happy ending for just one guy.
They're just now working on fixing this particular issue, which appears to have been a problem for at least a year. For many of those people, this fix will be too little, too late.
The fact that he had to write up a horror story in the first place to get any kind of support is what scares me away from G Suite, it's too much of a gamble. I'll continue to be scared away until you can get good support from Google with a phone call or email.
Google fixes the problem -> Yes, but how many users suffered the problem before? They suck.
> Google fixes the problem -> Yes, but how many users suffered the problem before? They suck.
You're missing the point. It's not about whether they fixed the problem or not, but but what has to happen to get them to even take a look when someone has a problem.
You are actually happy that Google only provided support because someone got media attention after ranting about it on a blog. Had this guy never been able to post and get traction, this would still be a problem today.
If anyone reads this story and says "huh, I think that was great customer service by Google!" I can only hope they are my competitor and hope they move all services to Google as quickly as possible.
Where Google would have actually had good customer service? By resolving this without need exceedingly extraordinary means to enact any action whatsoever. Most will never get such attention to their case, and will be told to pound sand.
All I can say is I never want to live in your world. This reminds me of the hosting shops of yesteryear that would post "marketing videos" of their staff taking support tickets while on the road with their Sidekicks. Sorry man - that's horrible level support - if you don't have the staff and processes in place for me to call 24x7 I don't want to do business with you. Pulling to the side of the road and typing on 3G is not heroic support - it's a sign of a horribly managed company. Same exact deal here with Google.
If that's a "quite a good response," your expectations are way too low.
> after the guy reported the issue on his blog
He had no other option except to "report" it that way, and it was a shot in the dark. Google isn't monitoring all the blogs of the world for when people have issues. He's outrageously lucky.
> but we're not talking about the startup with 10 employees and 300 customers.
Yeah, we're not. Google really ought to have fully-staffed support call centers by now, complete with front-line people who can unlock accounts and escalate to engineers when there's a major issue.
The fact that Google doesn't have anything even comparable to that it why their support is atrocious.
Having to fight tooth and nail to kick up a widespread fuss is not a viable solution to a technical support line — nor should it warrant gratitude from the community.
I'd get an external HDD for this, instead of going from one cloud to another.
However this is not perfect either, because it means sharing my data with another big corporation. While majority of my files in GDrive are encrypted, some are not (e.g. emails). I am yet to find a good solution for myself.
I was thinking about spawning a machine in Digital Ocean, downloading data using Google Skicka [1] (which is awesome tool btw), encrypting with gpg and uploading to different cloud. I just don't know any unix command line tool that could upload to One Drive or Amazon. Any suggestions?
Another solution I am considering is machine in AWS that would download everything, encrypt and store it in Amazon Glacier [2]. I think I'll be eventually trying this once I learn more about Glacier.
EDIT: just did some googling and it seems that rclone [3] may meet my needs.
[1] https://github.com/google/skicka
Before you mentioned it, I didn't realise that Google Takeout supported Dropbox, OneDrive and Box. Thanks!
Now, if only there was an API for me to automate the process (especially since I have multiple accounts).
The bit about the account data being lost? Or the bit about not being able to contact a human at google if you're not popular enough on the internet?
I found [1], but that's a lot of fiddling at command-lines. I just want a button in a web interface that OAuths to my account and off it goes.
[1]: https://lavaux.lv/2018/02/24/email-backup-gmvault-synology-n...
As far as I can tell, your only option is to export them in their native format (e.g. .docx) if you actually want the data. Learned this the hard way!
It's difficult to argue otherwise as you have no frame of comparison for things that haven't happened and you can't make any claims of quality without competition. Worse the ad economy has incentivized very poor quality content. This is where free markets and market theory fails as this can't be fixed without regulatory intervention or someone with extremely deep pockets willing to lose large sums of money.
The ad economy has tremendous negative externalities, surveillance, creating incentives for low quality content, click bait, personalized political advertising and people incentivized to produce more and more extremist and divisive content. All this so Google and others can make more money. This seems like a bad deal for the rest of us, akin to polluting the environment for personal benefit.
[1] https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/07/googles-iron-grip-on...
Yes, I am absolutely delighted this guy got lucky.
No, I have zero confidence that I or any other poor schmuck could duplicate it.
Couldn't log back in. This domain isn't using G Suite, or some such message.
I looked around for how to contact G Suite support. There didn't seem to be a way to do so without being logged into G Suite. I tried going through Google Domains, hoping I'd get forwarded. Didn't really get anywhere, all they could say was that there was no G Suite associated with the domain. The only option seemed to be to start another trial, then ask what happened to the GApps account.
I deliberated for a bit before doing so—would creating the account screw up any possible account recovery? And, in the meantime, signed up with, and got my email handled by someone else.
When I did speak to support, they were friendly but I got no clear idea if it was a bug, or if I'd just absentmindedly clicked through the deletion of my account. I don't really know if the account is gone or exists in some weird state. Luckily, I'd recently pruned the data and backed up. I asked if the account could be recreated but it seems like they can't do that.
I'm about to start a new little thing, and I'd like to use Google products, but what if I have another issue like this and I've got to sleuth out a way to get some help?
If you have a GApps account, just live with your goofy domain name and keep registering it.
You have been warned.
Like one modern Russian anecdote says - mice were getting pricked, cried, but keep eating cactus.
Yeah... Keep chewing on this cactus, good luck
That's what these horror stories teach us, time after time (mail account closed without notice or appeal anybody?). Not because of technology (Google seem to have this quite good) but because it DOESN'T WANT to understand that customer services is about process, people and problems that need to be handled by humans.
As long as Google wont be able to REALLY commit to customer services, I wont use it for any business critical mission.
That's called bad ending I would say.
Second prize is a an email to an inbox no one ever reads.
Google Support staff is well trained and usually quick to resolve the issue.
One day I heard she had broken up with her boyfriend, and lo and behold I get a text from her that she wants me to come over urgently. It's almost midnight. She says she needs help with her Google account from a tech pro.
The thing is, this woman has a very unique name. Such a beautiful name. Not one I have ever heard before or since. So for all of her online accounts, her username is just her first name. @firstname on Twitter, firstname@yahoo.com, etc.
When I got there she told me she'd decided to finally take my advice. I'd been telling her for years to switch from Yahoo to Gmail. But there was a problem: when we tried to register it, Google told us "this account name is taken".
"This will be simple," I thought. She must have registered it and forgotten about it, we'll just send the password reset to her Yahoo email. But when we went to the password reset page Google told us "this account does not exist".
Seemingly contradictory. It must be a bug!
I told her I would need to do some research and hurried out. I remember the confused look on her face, I don't think she wanted me to leave. Surely a bit of Googling and emailing and I could get her the coveted email address and be the hero! Stupid me.
After digging for hours I did find some mysterious @google.com email addresses and I tried those. I think I found a Google employee via my extended Facebook network and reached out. A week went by, I never heard back.
One day I decided to try to get into the Google campus in Cambridge. Unsurprisingly, I was not granted entry. The doorman was amused by my attempt at a romantic gesture so he said maybe he'd tell my story to somebody inside.
I even applied for a job at Google so that I could hopefully speak to a recruiter. Someone, anyone at Google. My time was running out. But at the time I had no experience and was a sophomore in college. No calls.
I'm still friends with that woman but nothing ever happened. She's now engaged.
I know it wasn't Google's fault that I lost my college crush. If I hadn't been so socially inept at the time it may have gone differently.
But if anyone from Google ever sees this, please get in touch[1]. The bug still exists. I just know she'd be really happy to have that email address.
The people who could figure what happened are those that work on GAIA (https://developers.google.com/issue-tracker/concepts/access-...). Account information and history are a touchy issue, so I doubt anyone would get involved, unless they had reason to (abuse, legal action, proper law enforcement request, etc.). Looking up user information on a hunch is a sure way for an employee to get in trouble, since access to the directory is heavily tracked. Even acknowledging the existence of an account at some point in the past carries risk...
Two engineering students were talking at lunch.
Enginerd 1: Today the strangest thing happened. I was walking around campus, and a beautiful girl rode up to me on a bicycle. She hopped off the bike, took off all her clothes, and said to me "take what you want!" And that is how I got this fantastic new bike!
Enginerd 2: nods approvingly Those clothes would not have fit you anyway.
e.g. johnsmith@gmail.com and j0hnsm1th@gmail.com aren't allowed to exist at the same time. If one was created first, you are not allowed to create the other.