2. Buy that thing and wait for it to be delivered
3. Decide what Linux distributation you want. Choose carefully because even if this doesn’t matter, you think it matters.
4. Download the Linux distribution. Make sure that you don’t accidentally download one for the wrong architecture...
5. Somehow work out what to do with a .iso
6. Start installing Linux distribution (may need to set up network)
7. Decide on programming language. Choose carefully because even if this doesn’t matter, you think it matters.
8. Decide what you want to do
9. Part of what you want to do is hard/not supported/you don’t know the “right way”. Figure out how to get round this (if possible)
10. ???
11. Congratulations. You have now started.