Happy Sysadmins Day 23 things only 90s Sysadmins will remember
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> EISA vs. MCA (vs. NuBus)
> SCSI termination and ID-conflict issues
> Apple stuff: System 7, AppleTalk, ADB
> DECnet and OSI (yes, still, in the early 90s)
> NFSv2, RFS
> Reconfiguring your kernel to add new devices
> BSD and SysV "universes" in some flavors of UNIX
> Usenet and all of the crappy software that went with it
> sendmail rewriting rules for a bazillion kinds of addresses
> KVM cables/switches with VGA and PS/2 keyboard and mouse connectors
> X Terminals and Motif
> i860, i960, 88K, MIPS, SPARC, POWER, PRISM
> Gopher, archie, veronica
> Kermit and xmodem
> Pagers
Stupid software that couldn't display indented text properly without having to add newlines. Oh wait, we still have that.
I was a teen in the 1990s, and what I remember was thinking that the world of interesting hardware had come and gone and I'd never get to use anything other than x86 chips. VAX? PDP-10? Alpha? Stuff I'd read about, even seen some assembly listings for, but nothing I'd get to program. Some systems, like Multics or Lisp Machines, were freakin' Atlantis sunk beneath the waves for all the access I'd ever get.
Now, I have emulators for them. I have Multics, I have PDP-10 OSes, I have both BSD and Linux on VAX, and that's without trying too hard. I also have real, physical ARM CPUs, something else I'd never imagined I'd have.
> Usenet and all of the crappy software that went with it
Xnews on Windows is pretty good, and Usenet isn't even dead. More like "determinedly ignored even as federation and decentralization become hot ideas".
And with Ubuntu - what's old is new again!
On the other hand my communication skills were atrocious, and it took me way too long to understand that sarcasms have no place on forums...
In many ways I feel like reddit is sort of the new usenet (without warez, as far as I know), but it's not quite the same.
A 20-node VAXcluster using workstations and 10base5 (coax) Ethernet.
StorageTek anything.
Real laser printers that could set the paper on fire. (DEC LN01s that were rebranded Xerox units)
PL/I
Bliss-32
Microfiche of the VAX/VMS source
>> Stupid software that couldn't display indented text
> properly
>> without having to add newlines. Oh wait, we still have
> that.
I am still logging into a Lotus Notes client EVERY SINGLE DAY :(.
Knowledge bases, installation files, patches, etc for all the products we supported were also maintained in Notes databases. Once a day I would sync the latest updates down to my laptop. I then had a searchable knowledge base and all the files I needed for my work without having to be connected. Back then being connected when mobile was the exception and not the rule.
Lotus Notes was a god send for me in that job.
At my dad's old company, where he'd been for almost 25 years, they still used Lotus Notes. About a year ago, he moved to a new company that uses Office, and he hates it (old dog, new tricks, etc.). His old company is still the only company I've ever personally had experience with that still uses Lotus Notes.
Is it that bad?
Still got a bad habit from Win95, whenever the system seems sluggish I have to move the mouse around, because when the mouse didn't respond under Win95 it was time to press the hardware RESET button.
Maybe that's the reason Windows 2000 is still the best Windows ever in my mind.
Worse yet, last year I did a break-fix on a wlan installation at a Sears store... They had an operational token ring network still running their automotive department, along with a tan tower rocking a pentuim pro. (remember those?)
Good times.
For all its headaches, today's were still trying to replace the mobile offline-first capability of Lotus Notes in the 90's. It's too bad IBM got their hands on Lotus.
Our office still had (multiple) T1s, and ran on IBM as/400. When I joined in 2006, it was a startup.
Also: PCMCIA cards were definitely still around for much more than the 90s. I still have several coveted PCMCIA wifi cards that were supported by kismet.
If someone asked me, I used the tongue-in-cheek alternative someone came up with of PCMCIA=People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acroynms.
It had an Atheros chipset and was useful for wireless sniffing, WEP cracking, and about everything else.
I did, however, realize I haven't owned anything with a PCMCIA slot to put it into for more than a decade.
What I remember being called "sysadmin" that might have included thicknet ethernet or servers with reel-to-reel tape drives is now "devops" almost everywhere I look.
https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html
Decades later, it gives me a good laugh.
Token ring was mentioned but other LAN technologies around in the 90's that are dead or mostly dead include 100VG-AnyLAN, ATM LANE (emulates an ethernet network over ATM), FDDI, TCNS (basically 100Mbs ARCNET), proprietary pre-802.11 wireless technologies, proprietary layer 3 ethernet switching technologies (looking at you Cabletron and 3COM). I worked with all of these at some point during the 90s. Some were a pleasure to use and some were not, but ATM LANE deserves a special place in hell.
I started out the 90s connecting systems to 9600bps x.25 networks and ended them deploying millions of dollars of Juniper M40 routers and Fore ASX-4000s ATM switches per day. Both of those vendors would have probably appreciated my employer actually paying for them. It was a crazy decade.
Ok, I'll bite... Can you share the story how that could have happened?
What replaced Ghost?
Its nice because with NTFS it saves files and all of their attributes and not empty space.
Gatorbox AppleTalk routers. RJ11 terminators. RIP print servers. Hell film printers for color slides.
Banyan VINES for global auth management. Like LDAP and ACLs before it was cool.
I wasn't a sysadmin in the 90s, and I remember this stuff. Are we _really_ supposed to believe that _only_ 90s sysadmins remember the items on this listicle? That makes it an inaccurate headline, and clickbait. Titles are frequently changed here by the admins, and I don't see why this one wouldn't be changed.
It doesn't matter if this is intended to emulate a Buzzfeed-style headline; that's not clever, and makes the submission inaccurate.
I found it to be clever and funny.
Which one of us is right?