Parasite found in cat feces may give people the courage to become entrepreneurs

This insane headline makes several massive leaps:

1. Toxoplasmosis effects adult humans and rats the same way

2. Normal cat ownership causes enough toxoplasmosis to be psychoactive in a human

3. People with the psychoactive effects of toxoplasmosis will choose to use their disinhibition to start a business (as opposed to, say, having sex or eating food)

Basically this is clickbait nonsense.

Serious:

Can I get an interest check on nootropics that come with toxoplasomis already included?