Try to explain with a straight face that Nixon did not conspire on Watergate (despite resigning over same), Snowden did not leak a mass surveillance conspiracy (despite thousands of pages of documents), Russia does not have any secret agents (despite all intelligence branches of the United States saying they do). Explain that Caesar was not assassinated by senators who formed a conspiracy against him and murdered him (to the chagrin of the common people, with whom he was very popular). And the emissions scandal (dieselgate) over which VW "spent $7.3B" in 2015 and CEO Martin Winterkorn resigned just didn't happen.
Congratulations: unless you can do the above, you're a conspiracy theorist. You believe people conspire.
It's really pretty much impossible not to be a dyed-in-the-wool conspiracy theorist in 2018. I mean go ahead and try, I'll read any replies.