Silicon Valley needs to get ahead of the curve: high school incubators!

Then some bright spark will come along and beat them to the punch: Jr High incubators!

We'll eventually have a system where you're born right into a desk, and a machine is hooked up to your head to suck all the originality, youth and zeal straight from the nape of your neck and provide it in pill form to people who have lost touch with reality, at the cost of your childhood, to those who can afford it.

We'll call it "authentic".