Poop Is Raining from the Sky in Canada, and the Government Says It's Not Planes

I'm assuming it's the spinning up of "Space Force".

In 2018, none of the people impacted took pictures?..

Nobody managed to get a sample? This has to be easy to prove it's bird waste or not, right? Or that it has plane system chemicals in it.

If it’s not coming from a plane then maybe someone has fun freezing poop and lunching it into the air.

Sounds like a shitstorm

Big blue birds?