I'm sure Cerezo will fully incorporate his "friend's" story into the marketing package when he begins renting out the island.

Welcome to the NHI! Live naked in nature with seventeen of your closest hermies! Dine on exotic turtle eggs and local sashimi with our Nowhere/Outtatime champagne service, available anywhere on the island at the press of a networked coconut.

Remember: please litter! We don't spoil the natural surroundings with trash recepticals, so leave all refuse on the beach for our "permaHermies" to happily pick up.

(Nudity optional- there is no uniform!)