Time for a new job?
I don't have many skills besides convincing people to buy something. These skills aren't particularly marketable in life :)
However these jobs aren't terribly easy to come by and are mostly handed out based on nepotism in my experience.
But, if you know someone who has made something awesome, and would like to hire me to do marketing + long-cycle sales, then please do let me know how I can contact you :)