>I didn't know the definition of "puritan" had expanded to include "not willing to get orgasms from strangers in public"

As much as eating at a restaurant is "getting food from strangers in public".

But I responded to the parent who wrote about "a procedure that typically involves a man using a gloved, lubricated fingertip to stroke a woman’s clitoris for 15 minutes" as being obviously related to something dark.

I explicitly quoted that part, and I explicitly responded to the parent's characterization of that part alone as "dark" -- not to some mention of "strangers in public".