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Old article but gives me a laugh every time.

Pee on their desk. Establish territorial dominance.

Make sure to get a MX Blue mechanical keyboard, so that everyone is aware of who's doing most of the keyboard mashing around the office.

Cherry switches? Millennial... You really need an old IBM, plus it doubles as a weapon if your dominance displays backfire.

My first pro gig was on an RS600 workstation. I miss that keyboard.

This is such a great thread.

No it's not. Please don't turn HN into a joking competition. There are other websites for that.

Jokes are fine IMO, low effort referential "jokes" are the problem