It's 2020. noBlockchain is the new database hype

Hehe I've been speaking about #noblockchain since 2014 https://twitter.com/jchris/status/482383615569825793

Best one:

2042: given the AWSOrbitV incident, a total ban on neural networks trained on cat pics is put in effect. (as a result the dark net market for catnets flourishes.)