Next time you're at a Best Buy or Apple store (or even nearby with a couple minutes to kill), go in and press a single key on the new Macbooks and you'll immediately understand. It's an awful experience.
I buy MB Airs and my current is a 2013 and I hate touching other keyboards now. Frustration mounts almost immediately with how clunky and odd they are. I'm so happy that I am sad, because I've maxed it out so bad that my Dr Clear is constantly showing 90%+ memory usage and so I know for sure I need to upgrade. I don't want to upgrade!! So while my pain is slightly different, I totally get how you MBP users feel when they screw with your experience. It sucks!