Google Translate might not be as good as people thought
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This is a large factor as to why non-european languages typically don't fare that well in Statistical Machine Translation systems. The corpuses (corpii?) aren't as large for other languages.
Subject-broadness is another problem. Early information retrieval systems were trained (and many still are) using the Wall Street Journal as the corpus. Which means they work great for searching on the topic of big business, but not so great on getting apple pie recipes, as WSJ doesn't talk much about that ;)
corpores, if you must.
Please apologize for your stupidity.
I wish I had the gall to say this to people lumber = log
vomit = thow
insult to father's stones = thrown in superclass
wind, pole, and dragon = maybe "try,catch,finaly" or "if,then,else"
goat-time = WTF ?http://translate.google.com/#en|ja|wind
Edit:
The kanji for dragon seems to have a reading: "ryuu" and that "sound" (if not written in kanji) has several meanings, one of which is also "method"
http://jisho.org/words?jap=ryuu&dict=edict
"goat" seems to be "yagi", and putting that in jisho.org, one of the results is related to "night shift", so maybe a nightly process? nightly build?
Really wish I could see the original message...
I'd point out an example, but Google's engineers probably read this site, and the examples I have are too valuable for my personal amusement to give up :)
The original Japanese text is probably not at fault here.
Quality is logarithmically proportional to the volume of unique text available. Thus, there's a rough formula for every doubling of the corpus for any language, quality increases by a few points (on a well known scale of translation quality).
The general assumption is that over time this statistical technique, along with the growing data acquisition of Google, will approach human quality.
But you can assume Google's tried to acquire tons of available parallel texts. Book translations, government (any multilingual gov't is great, Canada for ex), religion, etc. Sky's the limit.
The interesting factor was when they took brand identity away as a criteria given to the graders of the translation Bing and Yahoo's quality scores rose.
Mr. Matsumoto, Hi. This is Nate.
Google translator, the incompetence which is vulgar. (Laughs) Make sure to email me directly. You can write in Japanese. I will help you.
Sadly, no goats.
It actually sounds better in the Google-translated english than his Japanese. :/
I do like that he wrote his name two different ways in the same message. (Ne-to vs Neito)
That said, I did enjoy his construction 「あなたは日本語で書くことができます。私はあなたを助けるつもりです。」Trying to preserve the jerky tone: "You are able to write japanese! It is my intention to rescue YOU."
While doing this I was disappointed to see that Google Translate makes one of the biggest English->Japanese beginner mistakes - overuse of anata ('you'), which you hardly ever use in Japanese.
Agreed.
松本武 - To how many times like the wind, a pole, and the dragon?
I don't know... 5, maybe 7?
松本武 - Install 2,3 repeat, spank, vomit blows
Was that a Windows install?
松本武 - goat-time see like the wind, pole, and dragon?
Goat-time... is that like happy hour?
松本武 - This insult to father's stones?
Ow... don't bring my father's stones into this.
松本武 - JSP error handler with wind, pole, dragon with intercourse to goat-time?
I knew Oracle was taking Java downhill, but whoa... a dragon? No way.
松本武 - Or chance lack of skill with a goat-time?
Would you care to participate in a game of skill?
松本武 - Please apologize for your stupidity.
I'm sorry.
松本武 - There are a many thank you
You are welcome!