1. "A la larga te acostumbras"
Translates to:"You'll get used to it in the long term"
Hidden message: "You'll get used to the penis"
Explanation: "A la larga" could mean "in the long term" but also "the long one"
2. Someone requests: "Pasame el saco" = "Reach me the coat"
The other person not finding a coat will ask "¿Cual saco?" = "What coat?" Then the first person would say "Esta"="This one" pointing at his penis.
Explanation: "¿Cual saco?" Means "what coat?" But it also could mean. "Wich one should I take out?"
I hope I was clear, and sorry for the childish expressions.
It seems they are using more freelance writers and writing more of this kind of content (dare I say content marketing). Googling this writer shows she's done a lot elsewhere.
The type of writing in this article is lacking. It feels like trying to reach a word count, lacks depth and more importantly the local flavour of reporting there is in, for example, the excellent 'From our own correspondent' series.
Very irregular pattern for a human, although perhaps not for a happy license-fee payer.
Btw, are you going to Queretaro?
La Esposa - wife
Las Esposas - handcuffs
Cazar - to hunt
Casar - to marry> The origins of albur are as hard to pin down as the quick tongues of its users.