Where every hit is described in exquisite detail and one combat encounter feels like watching 9 innings of baseball.
Seriously, if it takes longer to "buy a torch" in a game than in real life, you're doing it wrong.
The only "wrong way" to play a game is when people aren't having fun. If people in a D&D game are super into the mechanics and roleplay of torch-buying, as a DM I'm going to run them a torch-buying game. Hell, I'd build an entire campaign around the growth and tribulations of a torch buying player empire.
Felicia Day could play solitaire and I'd probably watch.
Wil Wheaton can never atone for Wesley Crusher, so there's some common ground.
I know this is more or less a Trekkie meme, but to be fair, Wil Wheaton didn't create Wesley Crusher or write his lines, he just had to make due with being Gene Roddenberry's Gary Stu.
“The murdered victims were in a church. If prayers did anything, they'd still be alive, you worthless sack of shit.”
He’s more despicable than the character he played.
Despicable? He broadcast an emotional outburst and apologized for it later. That doesn't make him despicable, only human.
And besides, I think he's right.
And you left out the context[0] - that "someone" Wil was replying to was Paul Ryan. Calling for prayers for the victims of gun violence when you oppose attempts to address that violence in any practical manner is an insult to both the living and the dead. To me, that is despicable.
[0]https://twitter.com/wilw/status/927284357609353218?lang=en
You and Wheaton.