No way! The lamers you end up firing (after 30 days' pay) will easily make a living out of it.
They could even be PARALLEL lamers, pulling 30 days pay off multiple sucker companies.
At my current company, we fired a guy after 3 days because he misrepresented his skills. I didn't interview or hire him, but I suspect his buddy did the interview.
Hah, you should be able to see the pattern pretty quick?
Wow, 8 jobs last year? Busy life?
It seems like they could easily drop half of those jobs off of their resume. That's usually the advice given for people who leave jobs after a short period.