If David 'Avocado' Wolfe said that water is wet I would reflexively have to check the faucets.
'Chocolate is an octave of sun energy. In fact it's the energy of the center of the sun. It's a male energy that comes down off the sun and it.. actually, of all the plants, the cacao is right on line target the center of the sun, which we call in our body, the heart, and actually cacao is right up with the center of the sun, which is the center of the heart, which is called the sacred heart.'
- David Wolfe, new-age huckster and scam artist