No, I'm saying use just PGP - manually - and don't use any client interface to it. Control the encryption yourself. Your sarcasm is misplaced.
I don't want to only talk to my tech friends. My best friend runs a small business doing nothing to do with tech and when I talk to him I want to be sure no one else can read/listen to what we're saying because it's private. There is no version where my friend learns to properly use PGP consistently so we can talk that way. The only reasonable way is WhatsApp or Signal.