> So where I would normally tell people who boo php to use whatever language they prefer, and get over it, that's not possible with js.
Maybe 5 years ago. For nowadays, I beg to differ: https://github.com/jashkenas/coffeescript/wiki/list-of-langu...
A significant amount of the choices there produce generally better-performing code than the hand-written JS, there's also the WebAssembly.