Down with fun: The depressing vogue for having fun at work
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Made me remember this scene.
http://movieclips.com/watch/office-space-1999/flair-minimum/
I was caught off-guard and somewhat upset at being put on the spot, so I answered each question either as literally as possible or with a meandering, humorous story about wanting to punch out Michael Eisner. I was initially the only one not having shadenfreude-fueled "fun", but possibly the only one having fun by the end, to my later regret. (I admit, it was somewhat childish.) I heard that my answers were the reason it was more or less discontinued, so it was a minor victory if a moral loss.
We habitually stopped working around 4 on Fridays to drink beer on the roof. This, too, could have been lots of fun if it were optional, and often was anyway. But if you enjoy your job (or just want to finish this one module so I don't have to do it Monday, dammit), this sort of concentration-break is annoying at best. Eventually, I realized it couldn't possibly be a firing offense to work instead of drinking, so I did when I could get away with it.
Not long after the new VP of Engineering arrived, the partying and beers often became Powerpoint presentations about the company's Bold New Direction and ice cream sandwiches, complete with a pep-rally furor, prolonged on-cue applause of the type that made one feel as if the first to quit clapping would be executed, and the occasional singling out of teams that were behind deadlines, with the death-march resuming after the meetings.
Off-topic epilogue, don't read: I hear the death march has stopped (three or four months total; I didn't participate on weekends, or care if I got fired at that point, which I did immediately in the purge after the Great Rewrite launched) and people are back to a sort of normal schedule. I guess forced fun is a good indicator of attempts to freeze or create company culture, maybe even the canary in the mineshaft, warning you that the company's culture is approaching dangerous toxicity. I still love most of my old colleagues and most of the management, which is part of the reason I stuck around long enough to get fired.
Edit: But I have to say something about that asinine first paragraph. First, judging history by recent television dramas? He's joking, right? Second, the corporate culture of the early 1960s was notoriously soul-destroying and its loss is nothing to moan about.
As much as the zappos strategy freaks me out it probably works better in he long run than overpaying because the shrewd but overpaid programmer will simply stick it out a few years, amass a bunch of cash, and then bail to go back to school or start a startup or trek across the world or whatever more interesting thing they had plans on doing with he money. The weirdos who really like the nerf ball fights will stick around forever on average wages.
Also with big ecommerce operations there are a huge number of specialized non programming roles like "merch planner: womens' flats" who are stuck working for one of maybe 5 companies in the world so even a corny, but positive culture change is an HR win over a competitor.
"The company engages in regular “random acts of kindness”: workers form a noisy conga line and single out one of their colleagues for praise. The praisee then has to wear a silly hat for a week."
I would make it very clear it shouldn't happen again. If it did, I'd leave the company.
(On the other hand, if it'll help morale, I'm willing to suck it up and attend my company's upcoming pennant-race baseball outing. If asked nicely I might take one for the team and participate in multiple such events through the end of the postseason.)
Or better yet, abandon the entire idea and get a rock climbing wall instead. I love those things.
Believe it or not, Googlers love the ball pits and the massages, and Twitter peeps are very appreciative of the HR people whose job it is to make sure everyone's happy (contrary to the E's report, it more often involves firing people who suck than handing out cold towels).
I do agree that fake fun is still better than no fun at all. But I think, as someone who works at one of these places that tries to make everything fun, that I enjoy the types of fun I have with coworkers that aren't engineered more than the types of fun that are.
So, I guess it's a ball pit for me.
I read it as trusting your employees to behave like adults ... like not to get drunk, and to let them engage in harmless flirting or even dating. A wink is not sexual harassment, a joke about sex (even if a little brutal) is not sexual harassment.
Also, people have their own habits / vices ... if you've got smokers in your company, provide a place were they can smoke. I mean, you've got money for masseuses, can't you find 10 spare square meters with air conditioning?
What's wrong with that?
Instead of having a "fun department", just let people be who they are.
That's an issue of quantity and quality, not of the thing per se. Enough jokes about sex aimed at the same person and it could easily be sexual harassment.
One of our other roommates suggested that they play the game to have fun. They liked the suggestion and, as they began playing again, started to compete over who was having the most fun. My other roommate's comments had completely missed them.
Personally, I find it more fun to try and become a better player. Learning new ways to glitch the system, how to counter different strategies. From a competitive view, the fun is reduced when things like the environment or randomly-placed items remove the "fairness" of the competition and favor one character over another.
Also from my parent's perspective, they didn't have much fun at work, they were working long hours and put up with so much because switching job wasn't exactly as easy as today.
Finally, I don't require a rock climbing wall at work, I just want to do good work with good people and I will have fun naturally.
Fake fun: ball pits. Real Fun: smoking and drinking at the office, office romances shading into sexual harassment. Why can't boys be boys?
"While imposing ersatz fun on their employees, companies are battling against the real thing. Many force smokers to huddle outside like furtive criminals. Few allow their employees to drink at lunch time, let alone earlier in the day. A regiment of busybodies—from lawyers to human-resources functionaries—is waging war on office romance, particularly between people of different ranks. Hewlett-Packard, a computer-maker, recently sacked its successful chief executive, Mark Hurd, after a contractor made vague allegations—later quietly settled—of sexual harassment. (Oracle, a rival, quickly snapped up Mr Hurd.)"
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Wikipedia itself isn't a reliable source, but you can follow the references from Wikipedia that help verify the claim.
During the QA period I tried asking him what he thought about apparel startups that are going for the same no-discount high-touch model but starting with original goods instead of competing with retail (http://www.bonobos.com/ is most prominent, but there are a whole bunch). He interpreted that as if they were "copying the culture" and gave an obviously stock answer that set it up as a strawman doomed to failure.
Of course there is a line to walk between a couple of beer and the three martini lunch.
That is true for productivity but what about your health? I like drinking as much as the next guy but drinking a couple of beers every day, at work, just to "relax" and "focus better" seems like a bad tactic.
[1] http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/HealthIssues/1106591095.htm...
If you moderately drink at work and then drink outside of work, does that count as moderate consumption?
Last thursday my team decided to go to a bar. About 15 of the engineers went, and it was a decent time. Was it as fun as my college days with my dorm friends? Of course not. Was it better than the company picnic? Hell yes.
A few of the "fun" things that I've done with companies that actually worked:
I worked in an office that was a converted residential house, we had a BBQ every friday in the summer. Simple, cheap, but honestly taking an hour and enjoying the summer weather on the back porch in the middle of your work day goes a long way for moral.
Pranks. This can go too far, but in moderation really is funny.
Going out to a bar if you actually like the people you work with.
Skydiving, not everyone did it but you want to talk about a "team building" exercise, have everyone jump out of a plane together.
Almost all of those that worked were organically started by the guys in our team. My current company has no "fun" policy as I see it, but my coworkers are fun, and that makes all the difference.
The constant drinking has caught up with several of the characters - one character has his foot mashed, permanently disabling him, during drink-fuelled office "fun". In the latest episodes, even Don is cutting down...
Perhaps slightly off-topic, but recently enough where I work, there was an attempt at measuring the happiness of the workforce. Everyone was encouraged to register how happy they were, once per day, by clicking on a survey link. The choices were: 0% happy, 25% happy, 50%, 75% or, yes, 100% happy.
The results were aggregated (a basic average I believe) and emailed to management, who then supposedly knew how happy >everyone< was.
Putting aside the obvious problems with this approach, it kicked off some funny quasi-philosophical debates each day (e.g. am I 50% or 75% happy?, Do I register how happy I am with work, or in general?). Bizarre stuff, it didn't last very long.
Not in the sense it that it is no longer fun at all, but keeping the same "culture" fit with new team members is hard. Your companies "culture" is something that grows organically with early employees, but as you hire more people, eventually much of your company "culture" moves towards ritual, which while is intended to improve the culture it is less genuine.
"organic fun" in workplaces is great while it lasts, but that seems to only be until the first lawsuit.
Unlimited coffee doesn't hurt either.
I've seen very few things companies do for "fun" to be universally hated and similarly few are universally loved - most fall somewhere in the middle.
Make it opt-in and it's all fine, enforce it and you're likely to do more harm than good.
If you smoke at your desk, someone will complain about catching secondary lung cancer or it might trigger an asthma attack. Also, the workplace will stink of cigarette, cigar or pipe smoke - not a good sign if you're trying to win a contract from a health store.
If you drink, you'll get drunk at work. Fights could break out, and you'll screw up work that you should be concentrating on. And if you have to get into a car and take off for the client at a moment's notice whilst still drunk, that's deadly lethal.
Other kinds of drugs? Not really. Drinking at work is close to lawbreaking especially where you might need to drive to a client, but smoking a joint in the office is right out.
As for sex ... forget it. You're not going to work for that. You go to work to earn money for you and the company. Where does that sort of adult activity end? Do you allow open displays of sexual activity? Does your firm only allow straight affairs, or do you still go all Victorian if two lesbians or two gay guys take off on some torrid affair, all open public displays of affection in the workplace?
Think about all those employees at your workplace. Think of the one or two that always crop up, even in the most enlightened offices, who will sneer and grumble "Disgusting" under their breath at the sight of two guys locking lips in the copy room.
I know that firms need policies of fun at work to prevent them becoming grim, isolated monasteries. But smoking, drinking and sex are not the best choices of "fun" to allow in the workplace, any more than conversations about sex, football, politics or religion at the watercooler.
But let's be honest, this is clearly not the best way to boost productivity. If what is needed are better ideas and the best of ones effort, what should be done is to fill employees pockets with money, shorten work hours, remove authority positions. Let's not turn a blind eye, invest money and a work force, in trying to devise a better method for such a purpose. It's just a waste of both.
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I have my opinions about the value of workplace wackiness, but it gets the hires in the door. The question is, are those the right hires?
I'd be curious if there's any direct link/borrowing, or if it's an independent invention.
But let's be honest, this is clearly not the best way to boost productivity. If what is needed are better ideas and the best of ones effort, what should be done is to fill employees pockets with money, shorten work hours, remove authority positions. Let's not turn a blind eye, invest money and a work force, in trying to devise a better method for such a purpose. It's just a waste of both.
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Where can one who is postpubescent go for a decent day's work nowadays?
Uhm... That sounds pretty terrible to me. I don't want to work with those people.
The key difference between that workplace and the others I've experienced/observed, was that the fun was bottom-up instead of top-down. It wasn't cheesy, but it was real. If an institution is the lengthened shadow of one man, well, Limewire had a pretty whacky shadow, but the air of freedom was what led us to all bring our own flavor to it. We weren't whacky, even though the guy who ran it was whacky. We just did what we wanted and made our own fun. The biz-sponsored parties were the only orchestrated element, other than the cooking.
Ah, Limewire, I miss you sometimes.
(but only as a freelancer)
Coming from a state where all the rich people are employed in fields that involve blowing up innocent people with bombs, I rest easy.