I really really hope this covers the infamous and elusive "Rachel from cardholder services"
I wish credit card issuers would end their affiliate programs.
If they don't want to end the programs, they could at least clean them up. If I answer one of the Rachel calls and take them up on their offer for a different card, the credit card company should be able to track who referred me to them and close their account. But the incentives are all wrong.