You're yellin at a tutorial man. You gotta let some flavor text slide. :)
That said, I'm no liar. Kurt and I (as a team), really did write stuff leading up to glom in 2013 (years ago), and have written stuff like it enough times that I've lost count (countless :P). If this isn't research, I don't know what is. Heck, I'm even getting a fun little peer review!