Marketing faces are random actors and models, not having anything to do with the product, so it's a dishonest relationship from the start. It's designed to manipulate you into thinking the product is more genuine and is used by people you can look up to, and thats why you miss it now. You miss being manipulated.
A colleague of mine is bashing open source a lot because it sometimes has humor, like 'ooops a funny thing happened' or 'taking the poison pill' instead of 'We apologize for this error, please contact customer support bla bla'.
The windows attitude is also 'sit back, we are taking care of you' while the Linux experience is more genuine, less polished.